Do you know what it's like to have a crush on someone's handwriting?

Mmmmm....I do.

The Cell of Space That Holds Me

I could pour out all over the floor, melting with bittersweet grief. But I remain together, held by blood and guts and anatomy.

Rather than spend the evening as I had planned, listening to John Fruciante, smearing paint and lamenting and reflecting, I'm going to gulp mohitos.

Woe.

Awesome Mom sayings

A friend from work and I had a chat about sayings our Mom's used to or still use. Her Mom is the champ with this little number:

Blood & gore all over the floor & me without a spoon.

That saying may definitely come in handy some time very soon. Or maybe even yesterday.

The boy half of the best friend break-up and myself have been on a 6 day drinking binge with little sleep.

I must refrain tonight. Maybe I'll go directly to sleep when I get home from work. But that may not work as I'll have to drink much coffee to stay awake while at work.

Must slow down...

Two of my best friends broke up with each other last night and I'm having some trouble processing this information. To quell my imploding scramble of fears and what-nows, I drank heavily and ate much chocolate last night. The resulting hangover left me too weak to ponder the future or worry about one or both of them not living down the hall from me anymore.

Now I'm going to go throw stuff at other stuff. I'm going bowling.

Hot nerds and hot shoes

A hot nerd geek-talked to me today about comics. I could tell that he did not want to vacate my presence on account of him standing there looking at me well after I helped him find what he needed. I eventually had to shake him with a few subtle gestures and phrases since others were waiting for my help. This is the very reason I stopped shaving my legs a few months back. I will not be tempted by your Neil Gaiman knowledge, you library working hottie.

In other news, I have purchased these kick ass heels to begin my elevated life.

Should I fail at my attempts to walk at this great height, I can at least wear them to my funeral.

Sassy.

If you had a face I'd spit in it.

TD Bank sucks balls.

I can't do my laundry because TD Bank will not exchange a $10 bill for a roll of quarters to someone who does not hold an account with them.

I'd pelt them with dirty panties but it's cheaper to just sit around and glare.

I can see you will have much success.

"I was wondering if you could help me find a book. I need a book on how to write a book because I want to write a book but I don't know how to write a book."