FUCK

Eve is Drunk

...and she just made her blog invite only because someone she is on the outs with checks her blog obsessively and she's had enough.

... and the left side of her face is a little numb...

To quote a topless three-nippled fortune teller

"Understanding is reached only after confrontation."

I just can't dance around in my underpants anymore to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs to avoid doing dishes.

They absolutely HAVE TO get washed.

And that just sucks, my friend.

My mother has informed me that she is well versed in all movies where Mel Gibson's bare ass is featured.

I feel so tragic today.

All day long I just wanted to flop around and sigh heavily like a jilted teenager who didn't get their allowance because they were an asshole to their dad.

Good thing I had that cute Japanese lady's cover letter to make me smile.

May the 4th be with you.

Best cover letter ever

Maneger,

I put my cover letter into this envelope. You check it. Thank you for your time.