Curiously enough, if I were indeed a woman and had expressive eyes, soft and natural curves, dress myself in girly dresses and skirts, speak in a very girly voice, appear happy on the outside and a bit sad on the inside, become famous for my talent, have a unique beauty, and have a romantic boyfriend I'd be marilyn monroe. Of course I'd need breasts and a vagina first but miracles can happen. Just wanted to say thanks for the good words. Being the shit has never felt so good. Comment all you want on my blog, it's about time someone tells me how shitty I really am.
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Curiously enough, if I were indeed a woman and had expressive eyes, soft and natural curves, dress myself in girly dresses and skirts, speak in a very girly voice, appear happy on the outside and a bit sad on the inside, become famous for my talent, have a unique beauty, and have a romantic boyfriend I'd be marilyn monroe. Of course I'd need breasts and a vagina first but miracles can happen. Just wanted to say thanks for the good words. Being the shit has never felt so good. Comment all you want on my blog, it's about time someone tells me how shitty I really am.
Ha! Lenny you rock! And miracles can happen.
Good words are deserved, you are highly entertaining. It's all good shit.
And good luck with that whole vagina thing.
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