It's unfortunate that knobby wanker turned down my naughty advances to be in a comfortable safe relationship with coffee shop girl. More unfortunate for him cause now he'll never know what I was going to do to him. But still unfortunate for me because it's so rare that I find a man attractive. Yes, I see hot dudes all over but then I talk to them and my interest fades. I'm probably just a big lesbian anyway since I find more women attractive than I do men.But I'm still picky when it comes to girls. I like hot girls with long hair and stockings. Suicide type girls with some tats and piercings and a flirtatious rock and roll attitude. I almost picked up a hot blond who was totally stoked that she scored an interview with one of the bands that played at dicks on dicks that night. But a cell phone call and a run in with a friend later and she was lost in the crowd. Too bad, but I know to look for her at punk rock shows.
We shall have to wait and see what comes of my lesbianism. I've got people cheering for it all over. I suspect some of them just want to watch me make out with girls. Making out with girls IS fun, I can't deny that, so watching it must be almost as much fun.
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Meh...I'm a little bored with seeing the whole girl-on-girl thing. I mean, it still has its boons (twice the boobies, none of the effort) but once you've seen it enough the novelty wears thin. I find myself making up little stories just to raise the stakes. Watching just another pair of drunk chicks snogging turns into:
"Alright...so they're underwater. One of them is stuck there and the other one is a mermaid. The mermaid begins breathing into the human's mouth like they did in that piece of shit, 'Hook', when they both find that they're inexplicably drawn to each other. Underwater mouth-to-mouth becomes wall to wall, wet girl-on-fish aXXXion."
But, hey...whatever floats your little man in the boat. If I were in BC, I'd try to make out with as many girls as I could, too. Vancouver girls are ridiculous hot.
Mmmmmm, mermaids. Yummy!
YOU NEED TO WRITE MORE OFTEN!
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hkd
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