HKD says I need to write more. So since I'm drunk and lame and my ex-bf/roommate is Chi-Sowing with his Kung-Fu buddies in the living room, I'm having a sit-down in my lair and writing about the lameness that is my life.I'm currently stuck in a vortex of nothingness where I seem to exist and not much happens but a whole bunch of time passes and I end up like "what the fuck? Is it Wednesday already?" and someone else is like "yeah, it's also April." So I, of course, realize that I'm a huge time waster and everything is boring and I'm way too self involved to accomplish anything and I'm such a fucking Libra that I'm confused that my kingdom doesn't recognize their Queen that is me and I should be chopping some heads. Worship me already!
Then at the same time I have a hankering to find a cave to dwell in and live like the animals that we all are because society on the whole baffles me and I don't feel apart of it at all.
And how can I rightfully be so tragic when I'm young and pretty with a roof over my head, a good family and a handful of decent humans for friends? I mean, really, come on. I'm such a selfish moe foe.
Grrrr Aarrggghh, for serious. And I say that because I want to be able to just say that it's only my selfishness. Cause that I can fix.
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thanks for satisfying me, but now you have to do it EVERYDAY.
this way i do not worry about you running away to live in a CAVE.
much love
heather d.
you goddamn selfish bitch. I have never hated anyone so much as I hate you right now. Fuck. You. Just give up and be a rodeo clown already, that's clearly all you're good for. Maybe you'll get lucky and a bull will stab you right in the heart, if you even have one.
In other news I've decided to make you my queen, because oddly enough I like selfish bitches that do nothing with their life. Keep up the good work!
And all this because the Canucks didn't make the post season? They should have shored up in goalkeeping.
I read a buddhist proverb that went something like this.
If we stop thinking about ourselves, our problems will dissapear.
So go and make your problems your BFs by nagging him into slavery.
freelanceren: Hey there newbie! Do you think if I yelled that out the window, I could attract some minions? Cause I could damn well use some. All those dishes and toilet cleanings really distract me from my queenly duties.
HKD: I won't go live in a cave, but I might go live in Winnipeg.
As for writing more, I just get all cantankerous and pessimistic lately and end up avoiding putting it to the page. Maybe I should so I can vent it out.
Lenny: Baaahaaaahaaahahahaha...HI-larious you are. And now you're my subject. Yay for worshipping bitches!
Prego: Poo on the Canucks. Maple Leafs all the way! Their fans are waaaay more fun and their players have yet to kill people in a drunken hit and run and not even get charged. Vancouver is so crooked.
Haily: I do manage to get the ex-BF to do some minion-y type things from time to time so I guess I'm on the right track. Now to just stop thinking about myself all the time.
Hey Eve,
Yesterday when I was busy looking for my Special Ed volunteer opps, I found something that made me think of you. Don't even know if you like kids or not (I generally am annoyed by kids except the weirdos and outcasts), but since I do know that you love comics, I'm passing this volunteer position (Comic Book Illustrator) your way. Hope you don't mind me sending you stuff!
http://govolunteer.ca/posting/ViewWebPosting.do?POSTING_PROFILE_ID=6114&nfp_id=162
Thanks Nerf! Kids are awesome, I prefer talking to children most days. Unfortunately I only write the stories but I have a few friends I will pass the link to.
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