The maiden could not have imagined the wonders that filled her now solitary living arrangement. She could make a lone sandwich and watch back to back episodes of Charmed without hearing any lame princely comments. She could now rent movies where girls cry and people talk about relationships and real life.
Nothing pleased the beautiful maiden more than the beer that stayed in the fridge while she was at work. Oh how she danced and twirled in the snow while wearing mis-matched colours and not caring at all. She even went so far as to set her alarm clock to wake her up with the same uplifting Pearl Jam song every day.
Life is now sweet for the beautiful maiden. She listens to Tori Amos at her leisure and eats entire chocolate bars to herself. So remember, you can love your prince but sometimes your life won’t improve until he fucks right off and leaves you be.
5 comments:
maybe i should come visit you. i think i need to get away from my "prince".
DO IT!
please, please, please--can i get you to take my entire name off your links? it would aleviate a lot of pressure in my life.
No problem...sorry for the trouble.
nah, it isn't your fault. i have a bunch of stalkers and i do not want to deal with them in my real life so much anymore. you know? and vice-versa about my life finding my blog and stuff.
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