I should be Wonder Woman. It's true, it really is. Joss Whedon, my writing hero, is writing and directing the Wonder Woman movie. They couldn't have chosen a better person. And since they have the perfect writer/director on board, they should really have the perfect Wonder Woman. And that, my friends, is me.
I think I could fill those sexy boots and an unknown really should play the superheroes. Yes, Charisma Carpenter would make a great Wonder Woman but I'd rather her stay Cordelia Chase in my mind. Besides, it'd be much more fun for me to dress up and punch bad guys. I'd look so awesome deflecting bullets.There is a small list of things I will need to do to prepare for the role.
1.) Get buff
2.) Learn to walk in heels
3.) Lasso training
4.) Invisible jet flying
5.) Learn to act
I think I can manage that list. Now how do I audition? I think that will be the biggest problem. Maybe I should enlist some friends and we could make a documentary about me trying to become Wonder Woman and making Keanu Reeves my lover in the process.
I think that's a fine idea.
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