Who the Fuck is Harrison?

Why do I have to go to a big store to get the big peanut butter? I don't like the big stores. They have big racks filled with annoying celebrity rags. I'm just here for the food man. It's like commercials at the movie theatre. I'm just here for the movie dammit, not to decide on birth control. Show only previews at the movies and put recipe books in the racks at the grocery store.

If Harrison Ford didn't make 20 million for three months of his life then maybe they wouldn't have to sell advertising time at the movie theatres. Maybe if rags with his face plastered all over it weren't in the grocery store line then he wouldn't have to pay so much in personal and home security to guard against papparazzi culture destroyers.

Remember when you were a kid and there was Han Solo and his look alike ancestor was Indiana and you were like "Who the fuck is Harrison?" Famous people are too famous. It doesn't matter how well they play the part, I still just see Tom Hanks stranded on an island with a volleyball.

There's one reason I have come to prefer serial television to film. If they play the same character for long enough I can see them as that character rather than some dipshit actor who left his wife for a garden tool, punched out their assistant or made a sex tape with a waiter.

Thank the Gods for T.V. on DVD. At least I don't have to see commercials or entertainment news at home.